J David Moeller's "The Real Captions" -What the press won't tell you.

News Item: Jay Leno may take over 1st half hour of Conan O'Brian's "The The Tonight Show".

J David Moeller's "The Daily Blather" -Rarely Daily, Always Blather.

NEWS ITEM: Sen. Roland Burris, D-Ill. said,  "A public option must be a central component of any health insurance reform legislation. I will vote against any plan that doesn't include a public option," and then voted, along with every Democrat in the Senate, for the bill that doesn't include any mention whatsoever of the public option.

He explained his reasoning for flip-flopping to the Associated Press: "We don't want to get caught up in language."

J David Moeller's "The Real Captions"

News Item: Tiger Woods admits to affairs while married

"No, Snookums! I promise I never went
out with Tiger. Not even once!"

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J David Moeller's "The Real Captions"

News Item: Tiger Woods admits to affairs outside his marriage.

"I went for a slice and ended up on the hook!"

J David Moeller's "The Real Captions"

What mean...Pull my finger?

Was President Obama really bowing?